Liquor!

 

What is it about garish expressions of male bonding that are so manifestly, risibly gay? Does a tot loosen otherwise gentlemanly tongues - or belt buckles? Does a little liquor make the bonding go quicker (and quicker and quicker)? Or is there a link between alcoholicism and suppressed homosexuality? Because you'd have to wonder, given how many liquor ads all but drip with homoerotic images and arch ad copy.

 

Bottoms up, babycakes!